Random News: The First Barber Shop on Alien Planet!

Burned, originally uploaded by LivLuvLounge.com.

Planet Cleminino gets its first saloon/barber shop of sorts; all thanks to Ogu-Ogu who got burnt and lost his body hair yesterday. Reports indicate that Ogu-Ogu might be on his way to become the first business'richest'man on Planet Cleminino.

Other male Clemininoians are finding the lack of body hair to be more appealing to a large section of females. The females who dig body hair are the ones that the males are least interested in it seems.

Disclaimer: All of the last 2 days disclaimer applies here except for the kid. Our reporter sent us this picture of Ogu-Ogu but we feel he resembles someone we know. But then we know so many people. If you feel he resembles like someone you know then it is may be because you know a lot of people too...it happens!

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Random tip of the Day # 133

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