Random News: First Accident by Fire!

Today the residents of Plant Cleminino witnessed their first accident by fire. Ogu-Ogu found that fire can burn most of his body hair.

Initial reports indicate that some females like Ogu Ogu without his hair.

Disclaimer: All the previous disclaimers with this is valid. The illustration is drawn by our in-house kid who draws when he is bored. This drawing was the closest we could imagine what our reporters might be seeing. Anyways it does not matter.

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