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Random News: The First Barber Shop on Alien Planet!

Burned , originally uploaded by LivLuvLounge.com . Planet Cleminino gets its first saloon/barber shop of sorts; all thanks to Ogu-Ogu who got burnt and lost his body hair yesterday. Reports indicate that Ogu-Ogu might be on his way to become the first business'richest'man on Planet Cleminino. Other male Clemininoians are finding the lack of body hair to be more appealing to a large section of females. The females who dig body hair are the ones that the males are least interested in it seems. Disclaimer: All of the last 2 days disclaimer applies here except for the kid. Our reporter sent us this picture of Ogu-Ogu but we feel he resembles someone we know. But then we know so many people. If you feel he resembles like someone you know then it is may be because you know a lot of people too...it happens!

Random News: First Accident by Fire!

Today the residents of Plant Cleminino witnessed their first accident by fire. Ogu-Ogu found that fire can burn most of his body hair. Initial reports indicate that some females like Ogu Ogu without his hair. Disclaimer : All the previous disclaimers with this is valid. The illustration is drawn by our in-house kid who draws when he is bored. This drawing was the closest we could imagine what our reporters might be seeing. Anyways it does not matter.

Random News: FIRE Discovered on Alien Planet!

Light My Fire , originally uploaded by ..::Steph::.. . Today the Residents of Planet Cleminino discovered Fire! Disclaimer: The blog takes no responsibility for all news posted under Random News section of this blog. Our journalists are traveling the galaxies in search of news for you, on a very limited budget and whatever equipment we could give them, which is not much. The verification of authenticity of claims made in this news section is very expensive and hence will not be undertaken. The news coverage is universal and so the time taken by our team to relay one news item is excruciating therefore we don't bother much with editing. Besides, they send us mostly one liners that do not require much editing.

Vegans cause Global Warming

A lot has been said about how cattle or animal rearing for the purpose of meat, adds to the carbon emissions. The methane gas emissions from cows a lot of leverage to the anti-meat. But studies indicate that farming contributes to greenhouse gases as much. “Agriculture is widely believed to be one of the main causes of deforestation. Around the world, forests are giving way to plantations for oil palm, soy, rubber, coffee, tea, and rice among many other crops.” – Excerpt from Panda.org To feed the stomachs of all the vegetarians it is being suggested that the rest of the meating eating population give up meat. Some may up with statistics saying that cattle rearing contributes comparatively more to global warming but saving the environment is not just about statistics. Deforestation is also a major concern and since forests are being converted to farmlands, vegans are also equally responsible for the wanton destruction of our environment. Blaming the cows for farting or all meat eate

Random Poem: Excerpt from a Poem without Title

Excerpt: T here are moments everyday when I feel, in my hands I must hold your face, And look in to your eyes and say I love you. I feel like holding you close at all times lest I lose myself in this life's maze, And feel your breath against my chest every morning new. Then at other times I miss your hug and your touch, And into my hands I yearn for .... Rest of the Poem at: creativebazaar.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/a-poem-without-a-title/