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Random News: First Accident by Fire!

Today the residents of Plant Cleminino witnessed their first accident by fire. Ogu-Ogu found that fire can burn most of his body hair. Initial reports indicate that some females like Ogu Ogu without his hair. Disclaimer : All the previous disclaimers with this is valid. The illustration is drawn by our in-house kid who draws when he is bored. This drawing was the closest we could imagine what our reporters might be seeing. Anyways it does not matter.

Random News: FIRE Discovered on Alien Planet!

Light My Fire , originally uploaded by ..::Steph::.. . Today the Residents of Planet Cleminino discovered Fire! Disclaimer: The blog takes no responsibility for all news posted under Random News section of this blog. Our journalists are traveling the galaxies in search of news for you, on a very limited budget and whatever equipment we could give them, which is not much. The verification of authenticity of claims made in this news section is very expensive and hence will not be undertaken. The news coverage is universal and so the time taken by our team to relay one news item is excruciating therefore we don't bother much with editing. Besides, they send us mostly one liners that do not require much editing.