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Random News: The First Barber Shop on Alien Planet!

Burned , originally uploaded by LivLuvLounge.com . Planet Cleminino gets its first saloon/barber shop of sorts; all thanks to Ogu-Ogu who got burnt and lost his body hair yesterday. Reports indicate that Ogu-Ogu might be on his way to become the first business'richest'man on Planet Cleminino. Other male Clemininoians are finding the lack of body hair to be more appealing to a large section of females. The females who dig body hair are the ones that the males are least interested in it seems. Disclaimer: All of the last 2 days disclaimer applies here except for the kid. Our reporter sent us this picture of Ogu-Ogu but we feel he resembles someone we know. But then we know so many people. If you feel he resembles like someone you know then it is may be because you know a lot of people too...it happens!

Random News: First Accident by Fire!

Today the residents of Plant Cleminino witnessed their first accident by fire. Ogu-Ogu found that fire can burn most of his body hair. Initial reports indicate that some females like Ogu Ogu without his hair. Disclaimer : All the previous disclaimers with this is valid. The illustration is drawn by our in-house kid who draws when he is bored. This drawing was the closest we could imagine what our reporters might be seeing. Anyways it does not matter.

Random News: FIRE Discovered on Alien Planet!

Light My Fire , originally uploaded by ..::Steph::.. . Today the Residents of Planet Cleminino discovered Fire! Disclaimer: The blog takes no responsibility for all news posted under Random News section of this blog. Our journalists are traveling the galaxies in search of news for you, on a very limited budget and whatever equipment we could give them, which is not much. The verification of authenticity of claims made in this news section is very expensive and hence will not be undertaken. The news coverage is universal and so the time taken by our team to relay one news item is excruciating therefore we don't bother much with editing. Besides, they send us mostly one liners that do not require much editing.

Vegans cause Global Warming

A lot has been said about how cattle or animal rearing for the purpose of meat, adds to the carbon emissions. The methane gas emissions from cows a lot of leverage to the anti-meat. But studies indicate that farming contributes to greenhouse gases as much. “Agriculture is widely believed to be one of the main causes of deforestation. Around the world, forests are giving way to plantations for oil palm, soy, rubber, coffee, tea, and rice among many other crops.” – Excerpt from Panda.org To feed the stomachs of all the vegetarians it is being suggested that the rest of the meating eating population give up meat. Some may up with statistics saying that cattle rearing contributes comparatively more to global warming but saving the environment is not just about statistics. Deforestation is also a major concern and since forests are being converted to farmlands, vegans are also equally responsible for the wanton destruction of our environment. Blaming the cows for farting or all meat eate...

Random Poem: Excerpt from a Poem without Title

Excerpt: T here are moments everyday when I feel, in my hands I must hold your face, And look in to your eyes and say I love you. I feel like holding you close at all times lest I lose myself in this life's maze, And feel your breath against my chest every morning new. Then at other times I miss your hug and your touch, And into my hands I yearn for .... Rest of the Poem at: creativebazaar.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/a-poem-without-a-title/

Random Babble: Bore

The word 'Bore' has a lot of connotations. All connotations can be found in a dictionary. So why am I doing it here? Because I can and I am plain bored. Bore: To be a bore. Someone who has the ability to spread boredom. This should not be mistaken for a superpower. It is more common than you can imagine. Illustration: The author finds some of his posts a bore . Bore : Bore is used to define the diameter of a tube or tunnel or anything circular. Its associated more to a hole. Gun barrels also are identified using the bore. No Calibre is different, this is more related to the barrel. Illustration: The bore of the barrel of the gun pointed at your face is directly related to your ability to hold your bladder. Bore : Bore is also a sort of digging term related to the process of digging into something. It perhaps obvious since Bore seems to like tunnels and holes. Its only natural to associate itself to the process of digging too. Illustration: The termite bore holes in my book...

Random Potluck - Lucky

Starting today, a new featured column is kicking off. No it is not 13th but its a Friday! This Featured column is 'Random Potluck'. One word will be typed in Google and 'I'm Feeling Lucky' feature will be used. The first site that comes up will be talked about for what it's worth. So Happy SEOing! The Word of the Day is (any guesses...no not 13, that's next and no not Random, that will be after 13) - It is LUCKY Lucky took me to - Lucky Magazines (luckymag.com) Lucky Magazine is a Condé Nast Publication. First Impression: Chic and Trendy site Color Scheme looks good and easy on the eye Fonts are large and readable Little disorienting, since it is filled with banners Site had Pop-up ads which was not very exciting The ad banner in question might be the top center I also got a Pop-up Arrival and while leaving a Thank You - One time Offer ad. This happens when you arrive or leave the site. I do not know if this is an every time 'one time offer' to av...